After spending way too much time, over the last six months, watching the various cable news outlets in the morning, I have been programmed to want the following for Christmas:
A self-lubricating pocket catheter
Xarelto (to head off any blood clots; I don't want to join Arnold Palmer on the 19th hole)
Too many vitamin brands to remember
Lumonol (to improve my failing memory)
Invokana (I'm not sure why. I don't have diabetes, but I feel this strong urge to order it, quickly!)
Gift certificates for a knee replacement.
Merry Christmas! Ho ho, cough cough cough