Forrest Gump died and went to heaven's gates where he met St. Peter.
"We have a new system here Forrest," said St. Peter. A person needs to answer three questions right before getting into heaven. We like you Forrest so we'll give you the questions first and a little time to think about them."
"The first question is, how many days of the week start with the letter T? The next question is, how many seconds are in a year? And the last one is, what's another name for God?"
Forrest went and thought for a few minutes and then came back and told St. Peter he was ready for the quiz.
"Ok," said St. Pete, "how many days of the week start with the letter T?" Forrest answered, two-Today and Tomorrow." St. Peter rubbed his head and said, "That's not the answer we were going for, but we're going to give it to you!"
"The next question is, how many seconds are in a year?" Forrest answered, "12!" St. Peter questioned, "12? How do you figure?" Forrest answered, "Well, there's January 2nd, February 2nd..." St. Peter said, "Well, I guess we have to give you that one too!"
"So you're almost there Forrest! And the last question is, what is another name for God?"
"Oh, that's easy!" said Forrest. "Andy!" St. Peter was puzzled and asked, "Andy? Where have you seen that name for God?"
"Oh you know, in the song!" Forrest replied. "Andy walks with me, and he talks with me..."