I had a terrible day. When I got to work I was hauled in front of the Director and dismissed for something I had not done.
I had not done any work for a while.
Then I caught a taxi to go home and left my wallet in the cab.
I got home and found my wife in bed with the builder who was working on his extension.
So I went to the nearest Bar and concocted a special drink and sat looking at it.
This fat bloke sat down next to me and asked me if I was going to drink the liquor in front of me.
'I'm thinking about it' I said.
'You've been thinking too long' he replied and grabbed my glass and drank everything in it.
I never had time to tell him I had been hesitating because I had put lethal poison in my drink.