A Russian fertility doctor has been named as co-respondent in an ugly divorce case.
Mr Boris Rasputin claims his sub-fertile sperm sample was switched by the doctor for the embryologist's own high octane ejaculate.
How do you know this doctor has such a high sperm count, the divorce judge asks.
Because it took my wife nearly half an hour to swallow, your honor.
Aha, an open and shut case.