Obama's Birthday

Submitted by queen mudder

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Monday, 4 August 2014

The President's Physician gets a 3am phone call from Barack Obama who thinks he overdid it celebrating his birthday.

Symptoms include feeling spaced out, sweaty and terrible heartburn after eating an entire birthday cake made with finest Colorado Springs pot.

Heck Doc, Obama moans, is this the price of getting the munchies?

That depends, Mr President, the Physician replies.

Maybe you shouldn't have eaten the candles.

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