Almost Killed My Friends

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Thursday, 10 April 2014

Not a one of my old friends will talk to me, even though I sent flowers a nice card and even joke helium balloons.

When I asked them if that didn't mind being pallbearers, they all agreed. I didn't draft them or anything. They came on their own free will.

I guess they didn't realize Grandpa Curtis weighed 500 pounds.

Except Joe's blown disk and Johnnie's lumbar being 2 inches out of line, the rest should be home from the hospital in 30 days according to the docs.

-I.M. Moleturd

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