Bear Facts

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Wednesday, 9 April 2014

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it. Later they get together.

The priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion."

"I found a bear by the stream," says the minister, "and preached the holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him."

They both look down at the Rabbi Moleturd, who was lying on a gurney in a body cast. "Looking back," he says, "so maybe I shouldn't have started with the circumcision, I think."

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