Burns and Allen in the 21st Century

Submitted by Michael Balton

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Tuesday, 8 April 2014

George: In the 21st century, there are two popes at the same time. Imagine what will happen when they put their heads together.
Gracie: Don't be silly, George. When they put their heads together, they look like one of those living bras.
George: Must be the beanies.
Gracie: You've got gas?

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