There Was Nothing I Could Do For Him

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Friday, 28 March 2014

I tried my best to comfort my new neighbors by telling them, "What if we all lived in a parallel universe like that String Theory or whatever, and your sweet little Fluffy were 10 to 20 feet tall and ate human beings like the five of us?" But they were inconsolable.

Also they took baseball bats to my car.

-I.M. Moleturd

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