I don't know about you but I think it's silly for a beer company or any alcohol company to have to put all those warnings about drinking and being pregnant.
I mean, she's already had more than her share before she ever knew she was pregnant.
Maybe there should just be signs saying this over bars and any other place they serve alcohol.
Besides, drinking a lot of alcohol is probably the reason she forgot to tell the old man to put on the little shields.
Or maybe he was too drunk to get one on.
"Hold my hands still, will you Murty?"
"I loved to... you ole hubby bluby bubby hubby hue!"