I married when I was sixteen years old. That's too young. Especially it's too young when you're not all that hip about sex as a married woman. Some things I just didn't know.
I married Moleturd when he was 39 and here I was sixteen years old.
I remember the wedding night and the whole first week.
"Moley, are you sure this is what the wife is to do?"
"Oh yes. They do it all kinds of ways. That's so our marriage doesn't get stale."
"In a week?"
"Just go ahead, OK?"
Now he wonders what's going on every time I suddenly throw something at him.