The imaginary friend I had as a child was actually a real person. It really shook me up when I saw him at Kroger the other day. He was putting a can of green beans into his cart.
And get this: He was wearing clothes this time....unless I imagined it.
Well, I guess it's back to the old psychiatrist.
I wonder if ObamaCare will work or is that imaginary too?
-I.B. Moleturd Jr.