Missed Us By A Hair

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Monday, 24 March 2014

Just today scientists revealed that there really was a massive solar blast that narrowly missed the Earth back two years ago. They didn't tell us because they were afraid we would panic.

I say we have a right to panic and actually need a good scare. It's good for our systems. Running in circles screaming and shouting can use up a lot of calories.

I might just do it anyway. Get rid of all that tension.

I.B. Stark

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