Big Max was having his hair styled at the hairdresser's when a cab smashed into a car, outside. Draped in a cape, his hair divided with aluminum clips, Max, an ex-paratrooper corporal, raced out to the car and found the driver unhurt.
The cab driver, however, was slumped over the wheel, unconscious. Big Max lost no time applying his army acquired CPR techniques, including mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. The cab driver recovered consciousness several times, but kept passing out again.
Soon the ambulance arrived with the paramedics and took over, and Max returned to his barber's seat. "I just don't understand why he kept passing out." he said to the hairdresser. "I did everything they taught me." "Well, put yourself in the other guy's place." said the barber. He's driving down the street without a care in the world. The next thing he knows, he's waking up to see some big guy in a green cape with a head full of wires pounding on his check and kissing him. You'd pass out too."