Now He's Thoroughly Confused

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Wednesday, 19 March 2014

I pulled into a crowded parking lot and partly rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador retriever had fresh air. She was stretched out on the back seat, and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car gave me a startled look. "I don't know about you, lady," he said incredulously. "But I usually just put my car in park."

"I didn't even know there was a park around here. We'll go run around the park as soon as I get back!"

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