A forthright connoisseur of culture, whose increasing years had made her increasingly frank, was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly, one contemporary painting caught her eye.
"What on earth," she inquired of the artist standing nearby, "is that?"
He smiled condescendingly. "That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a couple deeply in love."
"Well, then," snapped the woman in reply, "Why isn't it?"