Justin Bieber called his old friend, Miley Cyrus and asked her if she had any odd jobs she needed doing, because, well, he was bored, and of course, he had to ask, or this joke wouldn't work.
"Well, you can paint my porch," replied Cyrus, though of course, in real life, she would have just hired a handyman, but this is a joke.
Justin agreed and Miley told him there was paint in the garage. A short time later, Bieber came to Miley's door to tell her he had completed the task.
"You're finished already?" she asked.
"Yes," Bieber answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats." Impressed, Miley gave her friend a hug.
"And by the way," Bieber added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."