Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying on Obama's private plane. Obama looked over at Oprah, and started off a conversation by saying, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."
Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Michelle added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co- pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Sh*t I could throw all of their asses out of the window and make 56 million people very happy."