You're Going To Die! But Everybody Does Sooner or Later

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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks.

"Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

"Nine..."

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