A jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says:
"Welcome to my establishment, we love receiving diversifying patrons and do not discriminate against religion, sexuality and of course race. Please, the first round is on me."
Moments later a horse walks into bar and asks the bartender "Why the long face?"
The bartender replies "Oh, it's a birth defect, I was born like this. It is rather long isn't it?"
He then pours the horse his usual.