My doctors is crazy. He needs to go on TV instead of joking with his patients and scaring them half to death. He could be on the Ed Sullivan Show. I know Ed Sullivan is dead but I'm about to send this doctor to visit him.
He told me he had found a lump!
My heart skipped a little and then he says: "When's the last time you changed your adult diaper?"
I left it in his lobby as he was still in there laughing.
Now he's got the lump.
-Ms. Nancy Moleturd, 80-years old come next year sometime. I'll ask the grand kids.