I'm Brand Spanking New At This Grave Robbing Thing

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Sunday, 9 February 2014

So I told this big tall dude at the gate with a sickle and horrible face (Probably been in an accident and attends the graveyard), "No sir, I'm new to this grave robbing profession but, being out of work, thought maybe there would be a lot of loose jewelry lying around down there."

"I tell you one thing, if I don't bring in some money soon, my old lady will see that I join them."

-I.B. Moleturd

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