It shook everyone up when the airplane stewardess came running back down the aisle announcing "The pilot is terribly sick! Can anybody here help us?" One passenger yelled that he was a doctor and went up front with the stewardess. But we crashed anyway.
The stupid stewardess SHOULD have asked specifically for a pilot, not a helper. We needed the doctor AFTER we hit the ground.
Of course, I may just be bitter now that I'm two foot tall.