A couple walked out of a tent at the circus looking disgusted!
"The Human Fly!", one said.
"Well, he was."
"It made me sick. I know I heard several gagging in the back."
"Well, we learned a good lesson. Don't trust traveling circuses."
"Paid $5.00 to see a man in fake wings eat a turd."
"The Human Fly"
(Back at the tent) "George, run down to that store a couple of blocks and get me half a dozen more Babe Ruth candy bars!"