The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
The Rev. Merriweather spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience, who gave him 3 stinking ovations.
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth Into Joy" and something else about him leaving.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon for a change when J.F. Stubbs just sat on a stool.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice or he dies.