A young lad has had to go shopping with his Mum but he gets so fed up he asks if he can wait outside the store while his Mum finishes the purchases.
While he is waiting there a young vicar comes up to him and asks him the way to the Post Office.
'Sure, you go on down this road, turn left and the Post Office is 20 yards further on.'
The vicar thanks the boy and announces he is the new vicar at the local church. 'I hope you will be coming to Church, young lad. I will show you how to get to Heaven.'
'You must be kidding' say the lad 'you didn't even know the way to the Post Office!'