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Submitted by Al N.
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Sunday, 15 December 2013

'Twas Incident Two and the Xenu Satans
Did postulate and as-is in the org
All boo-hoo were the body thetans
Clear certainty rundown in the Idle Morgue

Beware the bridge my son
The implants and the wallet snatch
Beware the SP and the PTS one
The overboarding and the sec check patch

He took his Mark VIII meter in hand
Long time the overt cult he sought
Resting near the Scio band
He stopped his out-source thought

Suddenly out of implant stations he appeared
The Wee One with his eyes a glaze
With his SPs handled and his implants cleared
Demanding no Wog objection be raised

Bullbaiting and word clearing
He used his Anti-Suppressive gun
All OT and never-fearing
Dead agenting the Evil One

And thou took the Flag Building today?
With super powers and oiliness too?
Oh theta day! No demos in clay!
The clam disconnection coup!

'Twas Incident Two and the Xenu Satans
Did postulate and as-is in the org
All boo-hoo were the body thetans
Clear certainty rundown in an Idle Morgue

-With apologies to Lewis Carroll

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