She Gets All Lovey Dovey When She Wants Me!

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Sunday, 8 December 2013

The wife seems to think it's funny to always be calling me a pig.

"You eat like a pig! You snore like a pig!" (How does she know?)

"Go change clothes before we go visit the Hendersons, you look like a pig!"

Of course, she gets all lovey dovey during truffle season!

-I.B. Pigturd

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