Fat! Fat! The water Rat!

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Saturday, 7 December 2013

Wish I could go back and do life over.

From the time I was 10, I have been the fat little girl of the school and out neighborhood, and in our neighborhood, that's saying something.

I worried about my weight until I finally became a Buddhist-- that's when I learned I was the latest incarnation of Dolly Madison.

-Big Bertha Moleturd

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