There are four people on an airplane. The pilot,Hitler, An old man, and a young boy with a backpack. About 20 minutes into the flight the pilot runs out and yells. "The plane is going to crash! Grab a parachute and jump!"
The young boy says, " But sir, there are only 3 parachutes. Not all of us will survive." All of the people look at each other and the pilot says, " I deserve to live." So he jumps out of the plane leaving 2 parachutes and 3 people. Hitler says, " I have done so much to the world. I should live." So he grabs a parachute and jumps leaving 1 parachute and 2 people.
The old man squats down and says to the little boy, "Son, I have lived my life to its fullest so you take the last parachute." the little boy says, "thats okay, we still have 2 parachutes." The old man says "How? Hitler took the other one." The little boy adds, " No he didn't. Hitler took my backpack.