A man walks into a bar and asks for two shots. The bartender says to him, We have a deal going on right now. The man replies whats the deal man? The bar tender says to him if you can drink this half gallon of whiskey in five minutes and keep it down for another five minutes, then go out back and pull the angry alligators tooth out and then lastly upstairs is a woman who has never had an orgasm.
If you give her one and do the other two things in that order you can eat and drink here for free forever. The man said that sounds tough but I will try it anyway. He chugs the whiskey, drinks it in time and keeps it down then goes out back.
Twenty minutes go by. The people in the bar hear screaming and just pure pain. The man walks back into the bar all roughed up, bleeding stumbling drunk and looks over at the bartender and says
"Now where is the woman with the bad tooth?"