Stan and Joe were sitting at the bar when a really good-looking woman came over and sat by Stan and winked at him.
"Pssst Joe, what do I do? I think she likes me."
Joe takes a drink of beer and tells Stan, "I've always found the direct approach is the best. Just turn around and show her your nuts."
So Stan turns on the stool and looks at the lady, sticks out his tongue, pulls out his ears and crosses his eyes!