Millie Jane finally got to meet her favorite actor that she had followed and moon-eyed over for years. "I just love your movies Mr. Lance."
"Um, thank you young lady. Let me sign that photograph for you."
"I heard that you have written your life story. When will that come out?"
"Well, Miley Joan, I'm too hot right now and have all the adoring fans I need. So I'm going to have the publisher to put it out posthumously."
"Boy oh boy, I sure hope that's soon!"