An organ grinder was playing on his music box while his pet monkey was running around on a leash among those standing in the street listening.
One man gives the monkey a dollar and several follow suit but one guy felt in his pocket and gave the monkey a quarter.
The monkey looks at the quarter and climbs up on the man, pulls out his pants and stuffed the quarter up his wazzoo.
"Sir! Sir! Do you know that your monkey just shoved a quarter up my ass?"
"No Sir! But if you'd hum a little of it, I could probably remember."