Back home in East Tennessee a neighbor of ours had been reading a book about sterilizing a baby bottle in hot water when it came time to use it. This is so your baby doesn't get sick.
Well, she showed up kinda walking funny and carrying her new baby and everyone was cooing over it.
"But you don't look happy, Sarah. What's wrong?"
"Oh I'll be alright once the baby gets on a bottle. But right now my boobs are cooked."