Moleturd Arrested

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Wednesday, 20 November 2013

I.B. Moleturd was driving slowly home from the the Olde Martha Grimes Pub when a policeman pilled him over.

"Officer, I was doing 25 MPH, why pull me over?"

"Because you were driving too slow. That's an indication that you're drunk."

"I just live a few blocks away."

"Come on. I'm taking you to jail."

"But..but..what am I charged?"

"Nothing. We don't charge you anything. You get to stay for free."

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