I.B. Moleturd was driving slowly home from the the Olde Martha Grimes Pub when a policeman pilled him over.
"Officer, I was doing 25 MPH, why pull me over?"
"Because you were driving too slow. That's an indication that you're drunk."
"I just live a few blocks away."
"Come on. I'm taking you to jail."
"But..but..what am I charged?"
"Nothing. We don't charge you anything. You get to stay for free."