"What's the matter Moleturd? You look down this evening. Plus you're early to the pub. Your friends won't be here for a couple of hours?"
"Joe, I needed a drink right now. I just got back from the doctor's office and he has had to change some of my meds."
"A letter his secretary had sent told me that I had type A blood, but then Doc discovered that was a type-O."
"Get Out of Here! I hate it when you guys start this stuff. I told you no more puns. Jokes are fine. Now leave and come back later!"
"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!"