Slow Policeman Accused of Stealing Doughnut Stuck to His Ass

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Tuesday, 19 November 2013

It turned out pretty good for not-too-bright police officer, Herman "Dorky" Winchester as the policeman wasn't convicted of stealing from a doughnut store when all charges were dropped.

Herman's doctor had recommended that he should sit on a doughnut to help with his hemorrhoid problem. So the next time he went to the doughnut shop, he bought 10 to eat and sat on the eleventh one.

As he was leaving the shop, a worker saw the doughnut sticking to his ass and called the owner.

"It was all a mistake", Officer Dorky told the local newspaper reporter. "It turned out that the doughnut the doc meant was this round cushion to sit on."

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