I have recently went through twelve doctors because I was following advice on my pills.
First of all, I like doctors and the poor things have been through the mill lately with everyone, including them, over this healthcare deal.
"None of us here at the clinic know whether to shit or go blind!', one told me last month.
"So you just closed one eye and farted?"
Apparently he had never heard that before.
But back to the pills. Everybody who gets these things or even anything you get over the counter, it says, "Before taking these, you might want to consult with your doctor."
He didn't like me calling him at home or that's what his wife said. So I asked her, do I need to talk to him about this foam, if it'll keep me from getting pregnant?
She hung up. He dropped me like a hot Obamacare.
But I just did what it said.