Hilarious Jokes

Submitted by Heeke

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Saturday, 9 November 2013

Q: How do you tell a Sunni from a Shiite?
A: The Sunnis are the ones with the Shiite blown out of them.

Q: How does every Islamic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's the difference between a Muslim and a vampire?
A: At some point the vampire will stop being bloodthirsty.

Q: What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Osama Bin Laden?
A: Mike Tyson can take a shot to the head.

Q: Did you hear about the Catholic Iraqi?
A: He was a Shite Muslim.

Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Islam beauty contest?
A: Me neither.

Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

Q: What do you call a drunken Muslim?
A: Mohammered.

Q: What do you call an evil Muslim?
A: Mu Ha Ha Ha Med.

Q: How did you get out of Iraq?
A: Iran

Q: What do you call a Muslim on a toilet?
A: Islamic Relief.

Q: What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East?
A: Dora the Exploder!

Q: A muslim, a socialist, and a communist walk into a bar.
A: The bartender says hello Mr. President.

Q: Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is?
A: The man get's to see a striptease every night.

Q: Why are they clueless in Saudi Arabia?
A: Cause they live under Iraq.

Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."

Q: What is Al Qaida now learning after Osama Bin Laden's death?
A: Don't put your contact info on the Playstation Network!

Q: Why doesn't Gaddafi go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?

Q: What do you call a Muslim stripper?
A: youseen memuff

Q: What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A: Tickle the goat under the chin.

Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.

Q: Why did the radical Muslim go to the airport and blow himself up? A: He wanted to go everywhere.

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