World's Biggest Penguin!!

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Saturday, 26 October 2013

A Cabbie runs into a bar and sees his friend Doctor Miller there.

"Great! I need to talk to you Doc. First, Bartender, bring me the strongest drink you got!"

"What's the matter, George!"

"Doc, how big does a penguin grow? I mean, is it up to your waist, to your shoulders or what?"

"Don't know for sure but the ones at the zoo are about waist high, a little taller."

"How about 5 foot ten and 180 pounds?"

Nope, never heard of one that size before."

Bartender. Pour me one more drink and some mints if there's any here. Then, call the cops. I just ran over a nun!"


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