I've received hundreds of those penis enlargement ads in spam messages over the years.
But that one last week where you had to fill out length and ribbed or plain grip, had gotten me curious.
Then they wanted to know if I wanted 10 or 12 inches.
I told them 12 and sent the money and it worked.
Of course, it doesn't say anything about it being almost the circumference of a pencil or the drains you install in your feet to let out the pee but, by doggies, it's 12 inches long and ribbed!!