"I hate to brag but I am right up there with Thoreau, Gandhi, Martin Luther King and Nelson Mandella. I too sat and thought of many many things in my underwear while spending several years in Jail and prison.
Whenever I get out, I plan to hold matches just like they did. As a great lady once said, I'd rather light a fart than to curse the darkness."(unless I burned my tail).
"There ain't but one March a year, Bozo. Learn to THINK, man!"