* You never retweet me when you say you will
* You retweet but you don't follow? Why? You think I peaked at the retweeted tweet???
* You cut and paste my gag without crediting me, instead of retweeting me... your dead to me!
* You're Piers Morgan
* We met last night I tweet you today to say hey and you totally ignore.
* You think Facebook is better than Twitter
* If you can't fit it in 140 characters I don't wanna hear it
* Celebrities follow you back
* You talk to celebrities like you know them and they know you
* Really, your still reading? The first nine weren't enough??