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Saturday, 28 September 2013

Police have caught some hookers working as pole dancers and top knobs' escorts while claiming the dole and sponging off the state.

The case went to court where the tarts pleaded mitigation about illegally drawing the UK Hand-Job Seekers Allowance.

'We thought it was all part of the government's twerk experience program, M'Lud,' they said.

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