An East Tennessee couple who had moved near the Moleturds finally got the good news that there was a baby available for them but that he was Chinese.
"That there is OK! Sally Jean has been wanting a baby and I do too. When can we'uns come over for the little feller?"
"Tomorrow afternoon at 2PM", says the lady.
So the Pickles go over at 2 PM and get their new baby but on the way home they stopped at a nearby school and registered for night classes.
"Hey guys. That your new baby?", asks Moleturd.
"Ain't no OLD baby hahahhah!" jokes Sally Jean, catching Pickles under his ribs with her elbow.
"Why are you signing up for night classes? You studying for a new career?"
"Naw", says Sally Jean. "We're learning to speak Chinese. We figure the little fart will be talking his head off in a couple of years and we want to be able to understand him."
"Hey! Can you teach me and Myrtle after you learn? I'd like to be able to come over and hear that young feller talk. Also, Pickles, you and me could say something nasty about Pervey at the pub in Chinese and he'd never know what we said."