Blind Boy Reynolds & His Dog Elmer

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Thursday, 5 September 2013

Blind Boy Reynolds a neighbor and fellow bar buddy of Moleturds was out walking his sight-seeing dog, Elmer, and when he stops to speak to Moleturd Elmer lifts his leg and pees on his master.

Moleturd: Listen Reynolds, that was the dog, not me.

Reynolds: I know it Moleturd. (He bends down and pats Elmer on the head).

Moleturd: Why are you rubbing him on the head for pissing on your leg?

Reynolds: Just making sure that my kick hits him in the ass. Better move on, Moleturd. This could get ugly.

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