Mr. Turner, Tax Consultant: Nice day today, Mr. Moleturd. I've finished your taxes and accounts.
Moleturd: Yeah, nice day. About my business account?
Mr. Turner: Well, I have good news and bad news, Mr. Moleturd.
Moleturd: Give me the bad news first.
Mr. Turner: Your winery business is just about broke. In other words, it's flat on it's back! Just like you when you drink up the profits.
Moleturd: OK, On it's back. And the good news?
Mr. Turner: Things are looking up!
Moleturd: Well, I gotta go get my gun. You'll get your check in the mail!