It got to the point that I could no longer pay my rent so an old friend of mine when we used to play football together in high school moved in with me to share costs.
Now everyone thinks we're gay.
Why do other people judge you? Yeah, I know we also got married but that's so we could get a tax break this year and some back pay for the past three years.
So, we're 'gay' about that!
-I.M Moleturd the Turd..Third