I had tried to tell the airport security people that I was in a hurry so not to hold up my plane any longer by slowing everyone down at the checker and that was the reason that I had shed all my clothes in the car in the parking lot, grabbing this sheet and moving right through the metal detector.
What am I hiding, right? Look! I'll spread my cheeks. You can see I am no 'Mule'.
They said no one would sit by me.
So here I sit naked under this sheet waiting for my lawyer.
Cool in here.